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Prophecy of the Buddhist-Archangel of the Holy Sausage

The Buddhist Archangel of the Holy Sausage descended from the heart of the heavens and announced the coming of the Chosen One.

On the 7th day of the 7th season of the 7th cycle, at the 7th hour before the 7th meal, all the locks of the heavens will open and a rain of Sausages will pour down at the feet of the Chosen One.